Big. News.
Big big big fucking news.
But I'm not telling anyone until we're sure.

♥

My boyfriends cuteness is unrivaled.

There's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove.

♥

...because he looks like Dan Barrett circa 2004.

My friends are cute and silly.

Who stays up until 4am listening to the Jonas Brothers?

DANI DO!

WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER I DO?


Jesus Christ it's annoying.

It's 8 am.
I have not slept yet.
I'm going to have beer & breakfast burritos with a crazy person.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jerry: DANI
Me: YUSTH
Jerry: IM GOING TO GET SO DRUNK IN A COUPLE HOURS
Jerry: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Dani: DUDE
Dani: I WISH
Dani: I WAS THERE WITH YOU
Dani: YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Jerry: WORD
Dani: WE NEED TO HIDE
Dani: AND LIKE
Dani: SAY FUCK THE WORLD
Dani: AND JUST BE DRUNK
Dani: IN THE JUNGLE
Dani: WITH STOGES
Dani: AND LIKE
Dani: A FUCKING MANSION
Dani: IN THE JUNGLE.
Jerry: AND HAVE TIGERS AND SHIT FOR PETS
Dani: FUCK YES
Dani: THE KOALAS WILL RIDE THE FUCKING TIGERS
Jerry: AND WE'LL RIDE THE KOALA
Jerry: KOALAS
Dani: YEAH
Dani: AND LIKE
Dani: UM
Dani: PIRANHAS
Dani: THEY WILL RIDE US
Dani: OMFG
Dani: AND AND AND
Dani: WE'LL HAVE LIKE HUGE MURALS ON THE WALL
Dani: THOSE TACKY AIRBRUSH ONES
Dani: OF US
Dani: JUST BEING FUCKIN EPIC
Dani: LIKE FIGHTING T-REXS AND SHIT
Dani: WITH FLAME THROWERS
Jerry: =D
Jerry: AND NINJAS
Jerry: MAYBE PIRATES
Jerry: PEOPLE WILL WRITE STORIES ABOUT US
Dani: http://www.airbrushexcellence.com/images/Airbrush_Action_February_20.gif
Dani: SHIT LIKE THAT
Dani: YA DUDE
Dani: THE ONLY BOOKS WE'LL HAVE IN OUR HOUSE
Dani: WILL BE FUCKING EPIC NOVELS ABOUT US
Dani: BEING EPIC
Dani: DUDE
Dani: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/Skej6c5wtQI/AAAAAAAA5Eo/DlAYfKefmt8/s400/4_MJ_Mural_at_LOOK-thumb-525xauto-6.jpg
Dani: ALL OF THE WALLS IN OUR HOUSE WILL LOOK LIKE THAT
Dani: BUT WITH US
Dani: BEING RAD INSTEAD
Jerry: FTW
Dani: YES.
Jerry: AND WE CAN LIKE
Jerry: WEAR CAVEMEN TYPE CLOTHING
Jerry: AND SWING FROM VINES
Dani: AHHH
Dani: YES
Dani: BUT LIKE
Dani: OUR CAVEMEN CLOTHING
Dani: WILL BE BRUTAL
Jerry: =D
Dani: WITH SPIKES AND GLITTER AND SHIT :D
Jerry: GLITTER
Jerry: WAT
Dani: YA DUDE
Dani: HELLA GLAM
Dani: BUT BADASS
Dani: LIKE KISS.

What the fuuuuuuck.
Need more meds.
Always.